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Thursday, March 30, 2006



Shakira covers her curves
Hip-wiggling babe Shakira says she is shy and prefers to cover up her famous curves.

The stunning singer insists she hides her famous body with a sarong when she hits the beach.

But the Colombian beauty told Ellen DeGeneres she shows off her body on stage and TV because she 'has to pay the bills'.

Shakira, 28, is well-known for her sexy dance routines and says her hips tell her when her band has got a good tune for her.

'When musicians ask me how something should go I always tell them my hips do not lie.'

The Grammy Award-winning singer is currently promoting her new album 'Oral Fixation'.

Shakira was on American Idol last night with Wyclef Jean doing her song "Hips Don't Lie" which is basically about how HOT she is and what a funky dancer she is. She IS a funky dancer -- she was doing some serious bellydancing moves during her performance and it's like her ribcage can move independently from the rest of her torso. She's way more fun to look at than to listen to, though...her voice has an odd nasly honking warble to it. Sometimes it's a good voice, but other times it's just...odd.

I also think she could be Ani DiFranco's embarassing tool-of-the-patriarchy little sister.

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  • At 2:49 PM, Blogger Maulleigh said…

    I have mad love for Shakira: although she did say she wasn't a feminist. Heavy sigh. :(


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